While rest of the world thinks I am a genius, atleast there is one human on this planet who proclaims me an idiot because I always bring an expired sandwich-bread! Would Newton or Einstein would have checked expiry date on a bread? Being a doctor, I do mean what an expiry means. But, this bloody bread expires within a week, as if all the fungus in the world are waiting for that very hour to infect all the humans. The fury of expired bread-loaf….hooohooohaaaa…..won’t spare anyone.
Well, this may be one idiocy, but there are plenty.
# I always withdraw twice from ATM and play with all the buttons, just to see an irritated face of person standing behind me.
# I always get down to pee when a bus halts even for a minute. I strongly believe, bus always stops to bestow this pleasure on us.
# I love to stand in a busy traffic on Maratahalli bridge (bangaloreans would know travails of it), just to catch a glimpse of dog-sex happening beneath; and as I smile in ecstasy, many passerby bikers join me to create a huge traffic jam.
# I always give tip to the waiter beforehand, because I believe he would fart on my burger to make it spicy otherwise.
# I never put fan on max speed and never sleep directly below it, because one astrologer told I would die of a fan falling on me.
# I have thrown some 437 coins in river ganges from the passing train, since somebody told it fulfils the wishes.
# I love to ease myself in the toilet in running train, but I never use toilet in a flight.
(I believe plane toilets have some vacuum-cleaner mechanism, which would pull my mojo into it.)
# I go to toilet three times every morning, one for headlines, one for editorial and one for sports page reading.
# I pretend as if my vehicle broke down when somebody honks from behind, giving an abrupt stop, jerky starts and slow nudges.
# I recently had a wonderful dinner at a marriage party, and couldn’t find my family because they were sitting in true marriage party happening in some other marriage hall on same street.
# I remember the full name of Pablo Picasso
Pablo Diego Jose Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno Maria de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santisima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso
P.S. Will be back with another post if alive
(I am making a suicidal attempt of eating four loafs of an expired bread while writing this post)